MANLESS SELF IDENTITY - IF YOU LIKE THIS CD BUY IT

O-kay it's time for yet another review by yours truly and today I have quite an interesting concept album for which I am to be reviewing. The CD is by a band that most people call MSI because their stupid ass name is too fucking long for anyone who is the least bit hetero to say. I mean SUPER BOWL is really the point of syllaballic stopping for me if you have more syllables than the super bowl fuck you.

But that is not to say this is a bad CD it's just an unhetero band name o-kay? Basically I have heard every other Mind Lease songs and shit including this CD because when I review a band's album I want to know if it is their best album because really I am a tough guy and I don't have time to review bullshit. It is safe to say that this is their best attempt at doing anything anyone will want to listen to and really it shows. This album has a lot more thoughtful and tough elements to it compared to their other CDs this CD is a lot less about sucking dick and a lot more about getting pussy and beating people up and also wearing smoking jackets and just being a lot more settled into manhood than that fagety experiment with boys bullshit this band is known to put out. This CD even has piano which is a pretty manly instrument (if you don't believe me google "Beethoven" mad pussy guys mad pussy) and I guess Jimmy Uran (I think he's a middle easterner but not the terroist kind) actually learned an fucking instrument for this CD.

Just look at the CD sales if you don't believe me how many copies a CD sold is equivalency to how many bitches own it and who will suck your dick if you like bands they like so yeah.

Another good thing about this CD is the band finally takes themselves seriously and if you go see them play live (faget) you will notice that Jimmy Uran no longer feels the need to tell a shitty joke between each song, now it has been relieved to a shitty joke between every five songs and that's good. Also this CD is a lot shorter than their others (30 songs? come the fuck on guys I could paly a game of football with that much time on my hands or fuck like 2 or 3 chicks) and that is a high point for me.

Needless to say that while this is their best CD and I like it a lot and it might get you girls, this band is still complete and utter shit and if you like music like this you could buy an album or two from a better band in the same style (Electric Suicide Method anybody?) so yeah in closing I give this album a final solution of this:

FINAL SCORE: O-kay But Still Kind Of Shitty/20

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