O-kay sorry it has been a minute since my last review, I'm sure all two of you who subscribe to this blog really gave a fuck that I didn't write a review for like a day or two. But fuck you guys you don't deserve an apology you fucking fagets because neither one of you commented on how GREAT the banner I made was so why don't you unsubscribe now you ungreatful cock burns.
O-kay on to the review. Today I have a special treat for you guys like short bus special this shit is silly as fuck.
Basically no one will know who this is but I am reviewing a CD by this gay kid who constantly tries to hit me up for music lessons, nudes, and my phone number, but I don't give him any of that shit because I only like girls. So when he found out that I am into shit with vaginas he actually tried to go out and get one himself. Pretty pathetic right?
His "band" (which is basically just him, a vibrator, and Oprah Winfrey's pubic hair made into a burka) is called Dr. Massive which is funny when you consider that he has a really small penis. The CD is called Bedside Manner II which means not only has this shitty fucking band had more than one CD album for musical purposes but that this is a direct sequel to some bullshit fucking Alien Versus Predator II (but not as good) style.
Okay on to how it actually sounds basically this kid tries as hard as he can to impress me by sounding like a real girl but you're not fooling anyone pinnutsackio you sound stupid as shit like are you singing or just talking into a microphone?
This CD will not appeal to anyone, not your bros, not your bitches, nobody except maybe your unhetero cousin who you wish wasn't in the family. Luckily the CD is only 8 tracks long and one of the songs is a Nine Inch Nails cover and there's pretty much no way to make that faget sound anymore terrible, especially not now since he's fat huh guys?
The only real use for this CD is to go to pro wrestling events and play it so everywhone who likes pro wrestling will know how stupid and unhetero they are, or you could maybe take it to a gay pride parade (seriously how is that shit even legal) and remind them that they are not in God's plan and thus they can't make music that anyone can actually stand listening to.
In fact I know Cameron didn't really like that Green Day CD but if you have to choose between buying that and downloading this for free I would say buy that just because you will get a lot of PHO ANARCHRIS pussy for owning it.
FINAL SCORE: TRANNY ALERT/10
I just remembered there is one good song off this CD and you can see the music video for it right here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3r9gteZow
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