O-Kay let me just start by saying this review is maybe become a little out of hand like, it is a crazy album o-kay? I have to be crazy to keep up with how out there it is.It is a lot of deep intellectual savantism and like, there is some electronica Elvis Presley and like, feel good vibes like maybe the CD was made with voodoo magic or jewery.
Basically to understand the CD you are going to have to know the backstory, which I hate about this because like, I am buying your music, if I want fucking stories I will read Angels and Demons or like, Call Of The Cuttlefish or something o-kay?
Basically there is this guy Ryebold or something and like, only he isn't realy a guy he is some alien man who looks like a woman and covers Rick Astraly songs or whoever that guy is.
Well I don't know the backstory is fucking gay basically all you really need to know is like, there is that guy who looks like he's not a guy and he has some backup musicians (I don't think they actually play the instruments it might be staged) and they go around playing at intergalactic shopping malls on airships or something.
So already you can tell it is not a very tough CD for a tough guy to listen to but stay with me here. There are a lot of good and variety of songs on thesis CD but the only problem is they all sound exactly the same because they use all the same instruments like synthesizers and stuff. Like come on guys can I get an instrument with a little culture like maybe you could hit a black person's lips with drumsticks and that could be good.
There is also like this song and I guess it is a redo or a do-over or something and well it's not too good. It is like they tried to play the song in hyperspeedy mode on Guitar Hero and the song ended up being too fast like they are ripping off Dragonfroce with this shit seriously. Can I get a royalty check Reeboks And The Shoesalemens?
I guess for the CD I can give it maybe a 9/10 because it is a good CD to purchase and show your friends how eclectic your tastes are and it is like a coffee table CD you could sit out during like football or when you watch porn with your bros. And if one of your boys asks why you own such a gay CD you can just be like "I know right? Isn't it funny. It was so gay I had to buy it because I was becoming too heterosexual and ladies thought I was too macho and cool to approach me so I bought that CD to cut it back a notch." and you will get in some chuckles and high fives and eat beer nuts.
O-kay lastly I just found out that Repo And The Computer Virus put out a song cover song of Rick Asteley (earlier that was a joke I didn't know it was treu) and like that originally is a tough song. I think it makes a lot of girls wet in the pussy to hear and I was figuring that the Stone Temple Pilots might could do it justice but I was wrong. It turns out on this track Remmick or whatever his name is (I don't think it's his real name folks don't worry) pretends to be some unhetero character named Rick Fagsly. You can think of him kind of as Rameon from Rameon And Juliet only Juliet is really named Julio. Stupid stuff I know. Total let down. There is a video for it too so if you are into unhetero pornos you may like it but I don't suggest it if you appreciate like, the Super Bowl or fine arts like that stuff.
So in closing I guess because of the Travisty they did on the song by Rick Chocolateer I have to lower their score considerably it's like when Kobee raped that girl and so they made him sit out a game or two and the Raptors lost the Grand Prix.
Final Score : P/100
The CD is so bad you can get it here for free from the US Governement (Good guys, good healthcare too) but don't say I didn't warn you it might give you AIDS I don't think the USDA tested this CD for gay rays or any other harmful pathological diseases:
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