Sunday, August 30, 2009

Fam Fatalitees - Never Fucked My Daddy

(I am not gonna link a picture for this album because I couldn't find any that didn't have two dudes jerkin' each others dicks off o-kay?)

This is my first review in a long time but let me say it will be a good one it might even say your life.

This band is so bad you will probably wonder if this CD was made for anything besides for unheteros to jerk each others dicks off to and let me tell you it wasn't. I did my best to get through the CD so I could actually review it (cuz I always listen to the full CD before coming to a decision, I am a professional) and let me tell you it was one of the hardest things I have ever had to do. (Yes I have performed an abortion before.)

What is wrong with this CD you might asking me? Well if two twin brothers who have unhetero relations with each other (incest? or just sickening faygness? probably both.) over synthesizers and 2808s from the 60s doesn't sound like a bad idea to you maybe you should find a new review peoples.

Anyways most of the songs on this CD sound exactly the same (nasty) and the band uses a lot of San Diego Sound (gay capital of the world if you didn't know) and it would be a really bland CD by itself but the two fagets in the band turn up the unhetero to 11, making it much more shit.

Unless you eat a lot of Frisco prepared foods and are a "Vega" you probably won't like this CD so don't even listen to two seconds of it.

Seriously.

Final Score: Gay Incest Sex/10

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