Wednesday, August 19, 2009

White Guys Humping - My Indickerance To It All


AL-RIGHT O-KAY REVIEW TIME TO-DAY!

This is a review of a CD with a stupid name but it is okay. It is kinda mellow but it is a pretty bro friendly CD and chicks might find it somewhat cumpelling idk wet pussy etc. etc. This band is a lot like the Bear Naked Ladies which is cool they are a bro band.

Generally I do not like CDs with introspectional bullshit but this one is passable. I think if you like indie bullshit you might like this. The guy who does the songs is fat so he definitely isn't a skinny faget and you won't look unhetero for listening to him.

One problem though is the band name, "White Guys Humping?" Come on man it's kind of funny at first but then it's just like why the fuck man. How will you ever get booked anywhere but gay bars with a name like that? And the lead singer is named like Cameron Cocke or something.

OH SHI-

I just realized that that CAMERON COCKE and the CAMERON CLARK who writes for this website might be the same person!!!

And if they are...

That means...

The person who criticizes tons of shitty bands is actually a shitty band himse-

Everything I have been living is a lie.

Guys...

I think I have to quit this website.

FINAL SCORE:
APRIL FOOLS/!!!


Don't download this CD, it will soil your opinion of Cameron.

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