Thursday, August 6, 2009

DRAG ON FROCE - INHUMANE RAM PAGE


TODAY I AM BE REVIEWING A CD CALLED INHUMANE RAM PAGE BY THE BAND DRAG ON FROCE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I AM EXCITED FOR THIS REVIEW. FIRST THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY NORMALLY WE WOULD NOT REVIEW A SOUNDTRACK FOR SOME FUCKING KIDS CARTOON BUT DRAGON BALLS Z IS SUCH GOOD QUALITIES LIKE BEATING PEOPLE UP AND ORGASM SCREAMS THAT IT IS HAS BEEN O-KAYED FOR ADULTS. DID YOU KNOW IN THE UNCUT VERSION IT HAS BLOOD? YEAH ITS TRUE YOU MIGHT EVEN SAY DRAGON BALLS Z IS A LOT LIKE MY LIFE ANYWAY MORE ABOUT THE SOUNDTRACK.


I WILL WORN THOSE OF YOU WITH SMALLER AT TENT CHIN SPANS THAT THIS CD MAY NOT BE FOR YOU BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT EVEN THOUGH THE CD ONLY HAS 9 SONGS ON IT EACH SONG IS OVER 20 MINUTES LONG WHICH MEANS IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS WHOLE CD FROM FRONT TO BACK LIKE A WRECK CHORD IT WILL TAKE YOU LONGER THAN WATCHING ALL THREE LORDS OF THE RINGS WRESTLING MOVIE FILMS. BUT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO PAY ATTENTION YOU WILL HAVE A LOT OF FUN THERE IS A LOT OF FACE RIPPING METAL SOUNDS IN THIS CD LIKE PICTURE IF A HARDCORE BAND CAME OUT AND THEY MADE MUSIC WITH ACTUAL SINGING AND REAL INSTRUMENT PLAYING THAT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WAS JERKING OFF CATS IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE IT'S SO AWESOME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW O-KAY?


ONE CUM C.E.R.N. I HAD ABOUT THIS CD WAS THAT THE BAND WHO MAKED IT WAS EVEN THOUGH IT IS FOR DRAGONBALLS Z AN AMERICAN CARTOON WITH AMERICAN VALUES AND THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE THEY HIRED THIS BAND TO DO THE CD SOUNDTRACK AND THEY ARE FROM A PLACE CALLED LONDON, ENGLAND, WHICH IS LOCATED IN THE HEART OF NAZI GERMANY. IT TURNS OUT THOUGH THAT THE BAND IS NOT OPPOSED TO THE JEW WISH PEOPLE OR TO ANY RELIGION EXCEPT FOR RELIGIONS THAT DON'T BELIEVE IN DRAGONS. YOU MAY SAY "WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU" WELL FIRST BECAUSE I AM FAMOUS AND SECOND BECAUSE I DID MY RE: SEARCH O-KAY? I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT DO NOT QUESTION ME BUT NOW THAT YOU DID YOU PISSED ME OFF AND I AM END THE REVIEW.

FINAL SCORE: FUCK YOU/10

THIS IS A GOOD CD TO LISTEN TO DURING THE SUPER BOWL OF BASKETBALL MARATHON BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE SINCE YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOEL ABOUT EVERYTHING O-KAY GOD.

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