Kings Of Lion - Only By The Nig

O-kay sorry I have again not reviewed in long time I have been busy having a life and stuff like you know I make music for cool guys myself so don't hold me down for not being able to find albombs to review o-kay? I am also having trouble finding new al bums to review but I found one.

Now this CD for music did come out roughly twelve years ago but the radios are just now picking up the single and playing it ALL FUCKING DAY. Yoooooo your sex is on fire? More like oooooh I need to shut the fuck up now.

O-kay so how is the CD? I am listening to it right now and it has a variety of positives and negatives. One is that all the people in the band look like faygs, and you can tell that just by hearing the CD since most people who make this kind of music do but some of them get pussy so whatever to each his own. But it's funny that that is true because the lead singer sings like macho man randy savage or bob hope or that guy Matthew Perry. Not Matthew C. Perry just Matthew Perry you asshole.

Positives about the CD include that unlike most faggy bands like this the music is not played at a Sonic the Hedgehog level that hurts my ears. These songs are not emphasisiseroed with hiss or anything which is nice because if the music is going to be terrible it should at least not cause me physical pain to listen to. Another positive is all the songs have really short names so if you want to emphasees how much you hate a particular song on this CD (even though they all sound the same) it will be esay for you to do so.

The funny thing about this CD is that even though all the songs on it pretty much suck they are all radio singles that get played back to back in a "Music For Pussies" hour on every radio station even ones that don't play this bullshit. If it was just a shitty CD I'd be okay but don't make me hear it so much on the goddam radio okay?

To be truthful this CD will get you SOME pussy from indian bitches, but not as much as the Tokyo Police Clobs which is much more obtuse and bitches respect the obtuse factor and this CD is too mainstream.

Final Score:
3/4


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