Elephant Shell - Tokyo Police Club.

O-kay today I am be reviewing an album for CD by the band Tokyo Police Club called Elephant Shell only I think that's a typo because the only animals I know with shells are turtles and M&Ms.

Basically there are two ways to listen to this CD and both of them will make you look like a faget but one of them will make you not a faget in the long running.

The first way to listen to this CD is by yourself or with men and that will make you look unhetero because this CD was obviously created for 14 year old girls and don't be stupid. You may be questioning yourself and saying "Well didn't you have to listen to this CD alone to review it?" and the answer is no you faget because I know girls.

The second way the good way the not as unhetero way to listen to this CD is with a girl if you know one LOL. I don't know why but like, some scientologist or something with science made this CD so that members of the female race would get very wet in the pussy if they heard it. So like, if you put this on with a girl around she will probably start sucking your dick but that is only if you can get a hard one despite the fact that this fucking unhetero gay parade soundtrack is still playing.

But I should warn you it will not work with all girls of the female race some girls will be too old or too stupid to understand the divine concepts this CD holds. O-kay I will explain it since I am sure you are too not good with girls to get these pictures. Basically there is a kind of girl she is called a hipster she is on the cutting edge of whatever's trendy. So like, a lot of times trendy stuff is bad and hipsters will like it more if it's bad like this CD so basically I just scientifically proved this CD equals mad pussy o-kay?

O-kay on the actual songs. Cameron sometimes reviews each individual song on an album for compact diskette (bet you didn't think I knew what CD stood for huh?) but there is a problem here with me doing that because all of these fucking songs sound exactly the same. I am pretty sure they aren't even in any practicular order on the CD they come on I think it is just ordered by how unhetero each song will make you feel when you hear it. All the songs are about feelings and the songs that aren't don't exist and that's unhetero man. Can I get a song about the Super Bowl or motorcycles or some Dragonfroce you faget?

Basically I will try to describe it for you before you buy the album for contracted disks so you will know what to expect. Think about how it would feel if someone hit theirself in the dick only it happened in your ears that is pretty much this CD. The good thing about that though is if someone hits theirself in the dick and a girl is around she will put her lips on it to ease the injury because girls are nice and definitely don't ever refuse to have sex or go to prom with you.

So in close I would say this CD will have to take two grades because it is shitty for listening to but good as an afro dee seeack so you should try it if you aren't old enough to buy viagra or if your parents won't give you their credit card so you can buy scientifically formulated phereomeons on the internet. I mean this CD is practically one of those itself so deal with it and save some money o-kay? A cool guy is always down to save money. Take your bitch to McDonald's, Olive Garden is inutero.

FINAL SCORE: 12/10

I don't know where you can buy this CD so you will have to find it yourself I am not just gonna tell you how to unlock the ultimate gate way of getting pussy this isn't FUCKING DRAGONBALL Z.