Okay let me just starting by saying I am a huge Metalica fan me and my bros all love them in a hetero way if you don't believe me just try googling "Metallica" and "Wikipedia" I made both of those websites.
But yeah I am a big Metalica fan but I have to say this CD is a fucking letdown. Death Magnetic? Really Metalica? Maybe you should just call your CD 12th Grade Geometry Explosion or something cuz that is a gay as fuck CD name. I mean what the fuck does it even mean Metalica? Probably some fucking plate alignment three suns bullshit and I am sick of these fucking "metal" bands trying to get all scientifical and MATHCORE on me, fuck you guys, I am not listening to this shit to like, think about things and know intellectual facts. If it isn't printed on the back of a basketball card odds are I don't give a fuck!
This CD is a lot like Metalica's other CDs but also a lot different. It is kind of like this take any other Metalica CD that was ever made and call it coke then fill it up with ice and let it set for 3 days and you pretty much have this CD. Yeah that's right Metalica, I'm calling you out, this CD is watered down bullshit.
In fact you guys might as well go ahead and change you're name to just Meta because you're seriously about half the band you used to be I lost all respect for you guys you used to rock hard then you got all old and fucking lame. Could any of the members of Metalica (or Meta as I am sure they will choose to be called from now on) play in the Superbowl? No. Even Pete Wangz from Fallout Bitch could do that you fagets, maybe you should have spent less time suing people and being pussies and spent more time making sure you didn't forget how to make the goddam metal music.
In fact Metalica I hope everyone who has heard this CD got it off Naptakers or Lamewarez because this fucking CD blows and you don't deserve to make a penny off of it you fucking dicks.
FINAL SCORE: LISTEN TO LIL WAYNE INSTEAD/10
PS this CD will not get you pussy because Metalica are a bunch of old fagets and bitches only like old guys with money and these dooshbags spent all that on suing people for downloading their old good music and then came out with a fuck poor CD like this which is unhetero and probably made TWO FUCKING DOLLARS.
"12th Grade Geometry Explosion"
ReplyDelete"I am sick of these fucking "metal" bands trying to get all scientifical and MATHCORE on me, fuck you guys, I am not listening to this shit to like, think about things and know intellectual facts. If it isn't printed on the back of a basketball card odds are I don't give a fuck!"
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