Broken Clyde - I'm Not A Fan But Kids Think I'm Cool

O-kay another review by your boi Elle Mysinger toughest guy around this review is a review of this CD for music (big suprirse right?) by a band called Broken Clyde. Now it is funny because I was assuming that it was just some guy named Broken Clyde and that you know, it was only one guy like not more than one singlur no plurals. BUT it turns out that Broken Clyde is for example actually made up of like 700 members they are kind of like the Wu-Tang Clan but white and better at making good sounds that I like and the kids do too or so I'm told.

Now let me say at first I thought these guys looked like a bunch of unhetero assbites that I would never buy into but let me say I was wrong about them you cannot judge a magazine by the bikini girl or sports car with suicide doors on the cover this CD will not let you down if you like things by talented young gentlemen who just so happen to dress kind of whacky. I think maybe it is some kind of inside joke they have where they make fun of the vile unheteros by dressing like them in a mocking way maybe these guys have a lot of insight into culture like that.

You may be asking you what makes this CD so good and I am going to tell you right now. Not only can these guys sing but they can also yell. That to me is a big deal because there are some okay singers and okay yellers but very few of them have it down pat with such drive and energy as the fine young gentlemens in Broken Clyde. Another good part about this CD is they take a style of music which I am told is called screamo or "hardcore" which usually involves a bunch of pussies whining about bullshit only in a tough voice and combined it with some African Tribal style known as "crunk" which in the native tongs of the African people roughly means "Cool Music About Drinking A Lot Of Stuff And Then Having Sex With Underaged Girls." It is really cool that the Africans despite living in a ninth level of Hell country can sit around all day and think up words to shorten such a long and hard to type sentence.

So basically this CD is a lot of guys singing very well and screaming also very well about a lot of cool subjects such as like, drinking, having sex exclusively with women, doing drugs, drinking some more, having sex with more girls, and my favorite song "Scene Girlz" which I am not sure what the song is about but the z in the title told me before I even heard it that it was probably my favorite song on the CD.

The interesting thing about this album is that it has some songs that Broken Clyde had already released which were subpar but in order to make this CD worth my money the each of the members of Broken Clyde took voice lessons from R. Kelly and Will Smith as well as that guy from Slipknot so they would know how to do every vocal style you could want on this album.

Girls also like this CD a lot so that's good it is a lot like the Tokyo Hotel CD I reviewed earlier but all of Broken Clyde's fans are sluts (you can see proof on their page) so it's even easier to get laid with.

Before I give this CD a final score I want to let you know about my actual experience points with the song Scene Girlz me and my friends were sitting around watching professional wrestling (not that fake shit) and my friend asked me to put on some good music and I had the I'm Not A Fan But The Kids Think I'm Cool CD on my person (carrying it around in your puffy vest pocket makes you better with women they like this CD) so I put it in my stereo and my friends said "What is this faget unhetero nonsense" and I said just wait and it came to a part of the song where one of the fine young gentlemen in Broken Clyde says "I make you suck my... You thought I'd say dick, but I won't say dick, until you touch my dick" to me it is a feat in itself to be able to rhyme the word dick 3 times in one song and liek I just don't know how they came up with that quality of a timeless line and needless to say all my friends (and I have a lot of them) were hooked.

So in closing I would say this:

Final Score: Badass/10

PS they even got a real black person on this CD so you shouldn't even need a sample to know it's good black people know music O-kay?