Gorillaz - Bullshit Beach.

Sup sup y'all, it'z yoru bboy ERIN E-SURANCE LOL back again to rate another unhetero album that nobody likes. This time around we got Gorillaz new album At The Beach and let me just say BOY OH BOY MONKEES YOU FUCKED UP!

I feel sorry for the Godzillas because they decided to actually mail me a copy of this steaming pile of shit in the hopes of me giving it an A Plus Out Of Ten or some shit but they should've known that isn't my got dam style.

Let me just say their first album Nutellas was a pretty good attempt at making something that doesn't sound like shit, and their second CD Demon Dicks had that one song with Jay-Z or one of those other black guys who rhymes words because he doesn't know how to sing that was A-Okay. Feel Gay, Inc. or something it was called.

But this album... This album is SHIT.

There's only one song on it that doesn't make me want to fucking SHOOT MYSELF and even that one is called SUPERFAG JELLYFISH.

Most of the songs are so fucking boring I turned them on,

Walked away,

Read a book,

Walked back,

Took a nap,
And was still only halfway through the boring monotonal shit of this CD.

One of the songs Stylish is just a single loop of music OVER AND OVER AGAIN with very slight variations and with different black people sounding like black people over it. FUCKING STUPID.

I think the Gunkillas really played a big joke on their fans with this CD but they didn't fool me any.

SELLOUTS.

FINAL SCORE:

GAYRILLAZ/10