To-day I am reviewing an album unlike any album before it like seriously in the history of all the shitty music we've reviewed here at CMCG (not CBCG ahaha) this album is different. For one thing, it's ACTUALLY GOOD. Now the single off this album or at least what I'm going to call the single because I like it the best and I obviously decide what songs are successful singles and whats arent cuz hey, i know music!!So yeah the single is called "I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman" and while that bitch has no titties and liking her is kinda ghey I have to give K-Os some credit for this track. Not only did he steal all the music from a shitty fayglo jam by the band Phallus Planut, but he actually made it sound good! It's also a plus that the video features black cowboys on a road trip with a bag with space inside it or something. I don't know man, I just love black people.
The Natalie Portman Jam is actually so good I don't even have to listen to the rest of the CD to tell you it's easily the best thing I've heard all year, maybe in the history of this review site. (In secret I'm afraid that if I give this CD a negative review, K-os will shoot me because black people are suspicious, but please keep that on the dee elle!)
The following is a short list of ten reasons I love this CD:
1. Black people are cool.
2. Stealing is cool.
3. Black people stealing things is cool.
4. The color red is cool, and the CD cover uses a lot of it.
5. Not getting shot is cool.
6. Connecting with the roots of African American culture(stealing shit) is cool.
7 - 10. At least it isn't fallout boy.
So with those accounted for I will rate this CD:
Fi-... TEN/10
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