I would like to personally think Isaac Asse for letting me know the grave misstep I made in my re-view of that new shitty Godzillas album in refefrering to the black people that appear on that album as black people and not just people.
Since we heer at Cool Music For Cool Guys are fair and balanced reviewers of soshil media in audiologikal form I thought it would be fitting that I reeward mister Asse with a review of his review blog as repayment for him letting me know what a racsit fucktard I am.
Let me start off by saying that Issic is a confirmed unheterosexual, but I am going to try and give him a fare reviewing desprite that.
Isaac is a self proclammed Media Journalist which basically means he is a stupid fucktard who sits at his computer and types reviews for shit nobody really cares about and then pretends people will actually read them when he posts them to his .blogspot.com. Alex and I are a lot alike. I like him. I don't like Isaac.
Mr. Ass usually reviews albums by bands that suck and a couple bands that don't suck. My biggest problem with Isaac is that being that he is a huge faggot, he usually judges an album completely wrongly, giving grade A arteests like the White Stripes FUCKS/20 and gay ass retards like Scroobious Peep (Who the fuck is that?) 10/9s.
Now if you're smart like me which you probably aren't you came to the obvious conclusion that Mr. Asse is being paid off by all of these uncouth GAY MUSICIANS to give them positive reviews and bash their competition. By being paid off I mean fucked in his gay hole.
My other huge complain with Ivan is that he claims I am a racist. Work with me here Arturo, you're saying you read all of my other reviews liked them and you came to this one and didn't like it just because I used the words "black people" like three or fourteen times max? What about all the unhetero bashing I do?
I feel like that should bother you more since you are obviously a complete and total FAGGOT.
Oh well, this is exactly what I'd expect from some unhetero tool douchebag who probably doesn't like football hockey beernuts or hooters.
FINAL SCORE:
QUEERBAIT/10
You could have at least linked to my blog, echoisaacashe.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteIsaac's as straight as an arrow, and as strong as the bow that fired it.
ReplyDeleteHe is a professional (and well-respected) music critic and journalist. unlike you, he can also spell.
You say you're smart, however, you can't spell and your grammar is appalling.
ReplyDeleteNice Hooters. That was the main point of all this wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteI love the irony of a homophobe taking the moral stance over racism.
ReplyDeleteI know who Isaac Ashe is because he uses his name - and you are??????
ReplyDeleteIf, by any chance, the shocking spelling and grammar is your way of being "kool", well quite frankly honey... FAIL! The fact that you have 10 (Cool Guys) followers and you need to upload a picture of some skanky Hooters girl which serves no relevance to your argument just says it all. Isaac Ashe any day!
ReplyDeleteCool For Cool Music Guys?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck is this crack house? Learn some design and literacy skills before you mount your high horse fuckwit.