O-kay here it is my review of Hoot Village's new CD Oh Sean Ayes. Now let me just say there is a multiple tude of problems and bonueses to trhis CD that many people will either like or FUCKING HATE. Me personaly I might like the musica if this dude wasn't such a raging FAYGET. I mean come on buddy insomnia is not your musical inspiration its money you dipshyt.
Basically this listening CD listening to it is a lot like putting your ear down on a plate of pancakes it's very syrupy but after I while you will feel awkward and a little unhetero. Many other people use words like vibrant lush multilayered fascinating inspirational awe inspiring and cool but not me because I'm not a huge FUCKING HOMO. Basically its just sum dude who sat down in his basement with a K C O and was like hey look at me MTV I make music too and then MTV was actually fucking stupid enough to give him a record contract and a rap video with bitches in it only this faggot does not make good music about shooting people he makes BULLSHIT about not being able to sleep.
Here is one example of some of the lyrics on this CD Hello Seattle I am an albatross.
Are you fucking kidding me Conor Obherst? First of all shout out to all my dudes in Seattle who DEFINITELY AREN't GHEY ENOUGH TO LIKE THIS CRAP. Second you are obviously not an albatross because an albatross doesn't know how to sing you douche.
Never before have I ever been mailed a CD to review for free (of course I didn't pay for this garbage) only to put it in my 1989 CD Player and have it FUCKING LIE TO ME.
Srsly.
I might not be so mad about this CD totally sucking GOAT COCK if this guy wasn't like a quadruple platinum artist with this BS. I mean I work hard on music every single day and have only made like 2 dolalrs off my music but this loltard cna make as much off his CD as McDonald's makes in a week are you fucking kidding me?
FINAL SCORE:
FAST FOOD WAGES/10
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