Holy fuck is that a cat surfing?
Anyway, this is an album by MGMT. What does that even stand for? MOstly Gay Manloving Tfaggots?
I'm listening to this album right now, and it's like, shitty surfgarage rock or something. Because we didn't get enough of that shit in the 60s, right? Give me a fuckin break."Brian Eno" is like this giant clusterfuck of reverb, organ and screeching. I actually had an organ once. I sold it. Because life is hard and you have to make sacrifices. These fuckholes in this shit ass band obviously don't know anything about hard work and sacrifice. They sound like a bunch of spoiled little shits who just learned how to make music. HEY LETS PLAY THE SAME LITTLE BASSLINE OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND WAIL OVER IT."
Did I mention that the singer sounds like the Arcade Fires? FUck that.
Another standout, "Kids" is some kind of techno shit. I bet they thought they were being so diverse, putting these different genres together, but it's just fucking BAD. Doesn't fit with the other songs at all.
By the way, fuck synthesizers. All these fuckin hipsters thinking they're gonna be so clever and ironic, bringing back cheesy synths to play in their shitty indie rock. There's a reason no one likes '80s music now, and that reason is synthesizers. Stick to guitars like real men you whiny little shits.
Final score:
1.7/10
